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Tim was Here

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Created on 2002-09-29 21:43:00 (#722865), last updated 2009-08-30

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Name:TV
Website:This American Blog
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academia is love
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Marriage is love.


Does such a thing as "the fatal flaw," that shadowy dark crack running down the middle of a life, exist outside literature? I used to think it didn't. Now I think it does. And I think that mine is this: a morbid longing for the picturesque at all costs. -The Secret History

The condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip one on, dance all night, then throw it away. The condom not the stranger.
-Fight Club

First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick? -Donnie Darko
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